about me

this will be periodically updated as i cringe at what i've written before

on that note, this page is currently going through heavy changes! so uh, you may wanna keep that in mind.

an introduction:

hi, i'm placeholder. feel free to shorten my name or call me nicknames

(toki pona la, mi jan pi jo ma; mi lili e nimi mi la, mi kepeken nimi "jan jo". ken la, nimi open la, mi kepeken ni: "jan", "monsuta", "nasa". ale la, sina ken kepeken nimi ante tawa mi.)

he/him, she/her, and they/them fine

funny goofy hahas:

if i had a wobble, i would show them here. i do not currently have a wobble. however, you can view others' wobbles here!

i LOVE toki pona. toki pona li pona MUTE a!!

[cw food] i like eating ceramic /j (context: after i eat a pasta meal i scrape the bowl to get every last bit of sauce)

orange isnt a real color /hj (i will argue with you about this)

i worry about everything

i really like the humor equivalent of being whacked in the side of the head by a sledgehammer

lorem ipsum doing your mom

test results:

some results are food-related and are censored by default

  • The webmaster is a Togetic according to The Cave of Dragonflies's "What Pokémon Am I?" quiz.
  • The webmaster is a Ralts according to The Cave of Dragonflies's "What Pokémon Am I?" quiz.
  • The webmaster is a "fur and teeth" according to swifty's creature quiz.
  • you are seagreen

    Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there's a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.

    Your saturation level is higher than average - You know what you want, but sometimes know not to tell everyone. You value accomplishments and know you can get the job done, so don't be afraid to run out and make things happen.

    Your outlook on life can be bright or dark, depending on the situation. You are flexible and see things objectively.
    the spacefem.com html color quiz
  • I am blue cheese!
  • The webmaster's computer geek score is greater than 48% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!

(results are generally accurate)

empty for now


i've had multiple wobbles. these are my former ones:

  • my first wobble, Heavystep: the wobble, Heavystep he grew to adulthood, and then i let him go.
  • my second wobble, corrugated snake, who i unfortunately do not have an image of. they might have managed to grow to childhood before they died of starvation.

miscellaneous information:

i'm a big fan of cats, snakes, spiders, corvids, and monsters.

i (tentatively) self-id as a derse-leaning seer of time